…health insurance executives are getting a bad rap! As the health care debate heats up, we need to remember who the real victims are…health insurance executives.
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China
If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1. Spending it at yard sales, or
2. Going to ball games, or
3. Spending it on prostitutes, or
4. Beer or
5. Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US .)
So. . .go to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you meet at a yard sale and drink beer all day
Kobe Bryant has his share of fans. Fans who love to love him. Fans who love to hate him. Personally, I love basketball and I think Kobe is an amazing player. I don’t really judge his character. I can only imagine that TrueHoop’s Henry Abbott has some deep-rooted issues with Bryant. Why else would he have put his career on the line with this garbage?
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-44-67/Kobe-Bryant-s-Best-All-Time-Dunks.html
What a complete, miserable idiot!
I don’t really ever feel the need to submit a review on Yelp because I am too lazy. I also feel that my opinion on a hamburger or particular bar doesn’t really merit publication. However, I do find myself reading yelp reviews from time to time. I would say that the feedback is generally accurate (whatever the hell that means). Sometimes, you get a person like this:
http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=SXfbXQQ5_Vgd80aTkjliNQ
Go on Soo C.
