“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” - Albert Effin Einstein
10 years of this shit…
I. Am. Done.
Jerry is definitely going to catch some hell for a video of him that has recently surfaced on Deadspin. The press is tagging Jerry as being blatantly disrespectful towards Tuna and that guy from that Super Bowl commercial. The unofficial transcript is as follows:
Jerry Jones: Romo was a miracle.
Other guy: It was a miracle, wasn’t it?
JJ: He almost never got in, and he almost was gone. Tebow would never…
Different other guy: What if you were the Jaguars or — would you just, just draft him and sell fucking jerseys?
JJ: That’s the only reason I brought in Bill Parcells.
[Laughter]
JJ: [Inaudible. Sounds a little like, "Sell mammoth fuckin' rake," whatever that means.]
JJ: Bill’s not worth a shit. I love him.
Different other guy: I know you do.
JJ: Not worth a shit, but I wanted — they were on my ass so bad. J’s gotta have a yes man. So to get this fuckin’ stadium, I need to bring his ass in.
Different other guy: What, you, you wouldn’t take Tebow in the third round?
JJ: Why? He’d never get on the field. I can’t get him out there.
[Laughter]
JJ: I can’t get him out there.
Sometimes I miss Texas because every old, drunk guy at a bar sounds exactly like Jerry does in this video. Personally, I think this situation only emphasizes how bad ass this guy is. He’s an amazing business man with billions of dollars and the greatest team in sports. He’s entitled to a drunk opinion.
My brother’s comment takes the cake for “beautiful first thoughts of the drunk Jerry video”.
Ryan: “That shit is hilarious! I love that he still gets blacked-out drunk at age 100″. (Agreed!)
Love ya Jerry,
Kyle
