Kyrandallo

Five thoughts on 37-34:

1. The Dallas Cowboys secondary is so terrible that I’d rather not make the playoffs in order to avoid another nationally televised molestation.
2. Making the playoffs is pointless since nobody is going to stop Aaron Rodgers and his discount double check.
3. Thomas Richard Coughlin is an old, whiny bitch.
4. Tim Tebow might actually be the missing piece for this defense.  Clearly Jesus is not on our side.
5. Fuck Brandon Jacobs and his inability to play well against any other team except the Cowboys.

I’m off to find a puppy to kick.