“‘In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”
RIP 2010 Dallas Cowboys
Jerry is definitely going to catch some hell for a video of him that has recently surfaced on Deadspin. The press is tagging Jerry as being blatantly disrespectful towards Tuna and that guy from that Super Bowl commercial. The unofficial transcript is as follows:
Jerry Jones: Romo was a miracle.
Other guy: It was a miracle, wasn’t it?
JJ: He almost never got in, and he almost was gone. Tebow would never…
Different other guy: What if you were the Jaguars or — would you just, just draft him and sell fucking jerseys?
JJ: That’s the only reason I brought in Bill Parcells.
[Laughter]
JJ: [Inaudible. Sounds a little like, "Sell mammoth fuckin' rake," whatever that means.]
JJ: Bill’s not worth a shit. I love him.
Different other guy: I know you do.
JJ: Not worth a shit, but I wanted — they were on my ass so bad. J’s gotta have a yes man. So to get this fuckin’ stadium, I need to bring his ass in.
Different other guy: What, you, you wouldn’t take Tebow in the third round?
JJ: Why? He’d never get on the field. I can’t get him out there.
[Laughter]
JJ: I can’t get him out there.
Sometimes I miss Texas because every old, drunk guy at a bar sounds exactly like Jerry does in this video. Personally, I think this situation only emphasizes how bad ass this guy is. He’s an amazing business man with billions of dollars and the greatest team in sports. He’s entitled to a drunk opinion.
My brother’s comment takes the cake for “beautiful first thoughts of the drunk Jerry video”.
Ryan: “That shit is hilarious! I love that he still gets blacked-out drunk at age 100″. (Agreed!)
Love ya Jerry,
Kyle
First of all, the 2009 Dallas Cowboys are simply better than the Philadelphia Eagles. Philly fans love to make excuses when their teams loses. Please do us all a favor this time around and admit that your team is just not as good as the ’09 Cowboys. I know you guys only live for beating Dallas, but you’ll have to wait another year.
DeSean “lil buddy” Jackson, Jesus loves you. Keep your head up and your mouth shut. I know you’ll burn the Cowboys before your career is over…just not this year! Speech classes this Summer?
I was in junior high the last time the Cowboys won a playoff game. That means that my prime development years were stunted by overwhelming despair and hatred due to utter failure. Am I am happy about this win? Oh my sweet baby Jesus yes! Am I satisfied with ONLY this win? Absolutely not!
This season would have ended last week if not for the defense. Wade Phillips may be a defensive genius. I challenge anyone to find a defensive unit that is playing better. Let me also add this: Nnamdi Asomugha, Darrelle Revis, Mike “Jaynkins”. Oh yeah…DeMarcus “Sex” Ware is not human.
Tony Romo finally looks like a quarterback that knows he will win versus thinking that he might have a chance. I’m not sure if you, Candice Crawford, deserve any credit; but thank you nevertheless. Your man is on fire at the perfect time. (Don’t hurt him).
I love you Felix Jones, Miles Austin, and Mat McBriar!
